You can still call yourself Canadian when:
1. You have not exchanged eh? for huh?
2. You can hum the theme to Hockey Night in Canada.
3. You are convinced that Timmies secret ingredient is crack and you are suffering from withdrawal.
4. You still have Canadian Tire money in your wallet.
5. You are the only one still standing after 10 beers.
6. Your friend cuts his finger and you tell him to go to emergency.
7. You tell people you know someone who went to school with Wayne Gretzky or Mike Myers.
8. You know that Red Green is not 2 colours and can cite 101 uses for duct tape.
9. You ask for pop.
10.You instruct waitresses how to put gravy on fries.
My name is Elena and I AM CANADIAN!
I took my Canadian Tire money out of my wallet and have it safely tucked away in my jewelry box. I plan to get it framed in my Canada collage for my office. LOL
ReplyDeleteWhat about these ones:
You understand the phrase “Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine on the chesterfield.”
You know that a Mickey and 2-4’s mean, “party at the camp, eh!”
You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical group.
You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion, Michael J. Fox, John Candy, William Shatner, Tom Green, Matthew Perry, Mike Myers, Neve Campbell and Pamela Anderson are all Canadians.
You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is pronounced “Zed”.
Your local newspaper covers national news on 2 pages, but requires 6 pages for hockey.
You perk up when you hear the theme song from ‘Hockey Night in Canada’.
Your Beer Case handles Are Big Enough To Fit Your Mitts
You froze your tongue to something metal and survived to tell about it.